Trojan had better come up with a better condom.

TEETH trailer:

I'm sorry, I just can't see that being anything but hilarious

She's got that shit locked down better than Amy Yasbeck's Everlast... cause this one chops things off.

LMAO

I am kind of turned on by this. Am I sick? RH is getting to me.

Wait, wait. We are going about this all wrong. It doesn't matter if there are teeth, just so long as 2 things are met:

1. They aren't insanely sharp

2. She can control if they bite or not.

This puts The Rapex to shame.

But how come she has all her fingers?.......


Ba dum ching!

Well, this leaves us with one option.

Put it in her butt.

Oh shit, Como wins the thread!
Man, Thin.... you were so close, to....

Agreed. Well played sir, well played.

Looks like this is based off the ol' vagina dentata myth...

I think I'll pass on this one.

Why didn't I think of that???

What about the mouth?

Sorry Wong, but the butt is funnier. And technically it doesn't count because mouths have teeth as well.

Yeah but those are easier to knock out

What about the brown troll that sometimes guards the rear gate?

What about him?

(J/K on my part. I don't know about the rest of you fuckers. )

It wouldn't stop Kuya.

Nothing stops Kuya.

Como 4 teh win.



I see this board as more of an AA group for nerds. Nerds Anonymous, if you will. And no, you are not alone.

"Every Rose has it's thorns"? didnt they nick that from Guns and Roses?

So from the trailer it looks like she uses her 'gift' to go after rapists or something? Weird. And i'd say, if you cant trust a woman's built-in holes, you have to make your own one (re: Squicking)

Uuuh, you need to mark that link as NSFW, methinks.

The post is pretty self-explanatory but I suppose it wouldn't hurt to replace 'Warning:" with "NSFW:".

Is it not safe for work? It's a movie trailer for an R-rated film. I don't think any organization would raise a stir over something like this. Unless things have changed since I was last in an office.

Anyway, I looked up that Rapex anti-rape condom and was shocked. Here's the details on it:

A woman will insert the Rapex device in her vagina - it's a cylindrical tube, lined with a whole bunch of fish-hooks. When an attacker inserts his member into the baby canal, he gets quite the surprise. Vagina Dentata is not a myth!

It must be surgically removed as well.

I'd actually try to punch out both sets of her teeth, that way I can share her with two more of you fucks for a full on air-tight onslaught.

Strangely enough, that girl in the movie reminds me of another significant Aryan in particular... so I'm kinda glad I got a lot of sex out of my system the past two days.

Well, there's more to it than that, but that does give it a bit more tangibility. Not enough to stop Kuya it seems.

Green screen (also called green band): trailer itself is G rated.

Red screen (also called red band): trailer itself is R rated.

Actually there was a debate between it being rated R or NC-17, but you know...they thought this movie would really be a big hit so it's rated R and safe for work.

The squicking link! But then I guess you're right, and the trailer's treading on thin ice anyway.

I'd say the whole site is getting to be the point of thin ice... but then, the porn thread is gone.


But why is the PORN gone?!

lol, nice.

Very lol.

i cant believe people are upset by the squicking link - it's only got text, and the adverts are normal ones (not gay bondage gear etc) - compared to the "Randomness of the net" and other threads, where some stuff you click is i thought it very mild.

So I went out to Block Buster and actually rented the movie Teeth.

I thought it was more of a humorous movie rather than a thriller. It's that type of movie you would want to see with your girlfriend.

Spoilers:

As Dawn progresses through the movie, it's amusing to see her actually using the "teeth" as a weapon to punish her step brother, especially when she got that old guy. lol

End of Spoilers

Oh shit! I almost totally forgot about this movie! I need to hit Blockbuster as well.

It's also available for download over Xbox Live.